"touch my butt and give me pizza"
do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.
possibly the best headline ive seen all month
I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post
dan + tops 7/...?
i’m funnier in real life but also uglier
I write sins not five page research papers
Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:
- Stay safe
- That’s what they all say
- Different strokes for different folks
- I hope you have the time of your life
- But you have so much to live for
- Please explain
- think of me
- Don’t fall in
- I’ll alert the media
- Good luck
- Have fun
- Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat
• I hope everything comes out alright