beyoncevevo:

"touch my butt and give me pizza" image

kosmotis:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.

ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

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dan + tops 7/...?

person: so what kind of bands do you like
me: classic rock bands
person: like who
me: yes

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

shutupaubrey:

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

lastcapricorn:

can we just talk about how dan looks at phil right here? (X)

lastcapricorn:

can we just talk about how dan looks at phil right here? (X)

rnogarjones:

hollandmartinn:

r0ki:

thatrockerdude:

chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat

• I hope everything comes out alright