wholeoftimeandspace:

he looks so proud im crying

September 02 at 6:10 PM with 1,520 notes

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September 02 at 6:09 PM with 0 notes

harmonypowerhouse:

*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*

September 02 at 4:05 PM with 32,888 notes
tagged: AM I NOT ALONE

haezelsgus:

"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”

September 02 at 4:02 PM with 44,161 notes

damndanhowell:

galaxy hair chalk

September 02 at 4:01 PM with 1,313 notes

brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

September 02 at 12:35 AM with 241,103 notes

18004206969:

i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?

September 02 at 12:35 AM with 203,483 notes
September 02 at 12:34 AM with 5,282 notes
tagged: is this real what context was this in what
September 02 at 12:31 AM with 4,539 notes
September 02 at 12:31 AM with 5,513 notes

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

September 02 at 12:31 AM with 356,263 notes
September 02 at 12:31 AM with 4,865 notes

kristenwiiggle:

is this KE$HA?!

September 01 at 9:36 PM with 3,259 notes
tagged: IM PISSING MYSELF

{ crotch in face }

September 01 at 4:11 PM with 1,629 notes
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